Dear Kevin...
"Why did the insensitive, drunk & embarrassing members of my family get upset when they weren't invited to my wedding? Dont they see how loud and rude they are? Oh, and what if one of them is a ninja - the very same ninja who promised me years ago to train me in the ancient art of ninjate, but didn't. Should i invite him?"
Pause for effect. More pausing, with confused look on my face......
Okay Kevin. Although I have the distinct feeling that this question is nothing more than a figment of...
