IT'S OVER, NOW WHAT?!
This hilarious video from recent bride & comedienne Giulia Rozzi, reminds us we can't take ourselves too seriously. Every once in while we gotta look in the mirror, get a grip, and laugh at ourselves. We're women and thus slaves to our emotions. Can we help it? No. Do we want to? No! We're chicks and divas and drama queens no matter who you are. Look in a medical book, it's in our DNA.
There's no denying that wedding days are all about the bride. Wait, what? Lifelong bonds of love? Rejoicing in finding a soulmate? Yeah yeah, it's about that too, but first it's all about the brides. But don't fret when its all over, and don't hang on to it like your going to lose it. If you love something you let it go, right? Besides in a couple of years you can renew your vows! Here is my effort to define PBD:
Post Bridal Depression–unabridged* [pohst brayd-l di-presh-uh n]–noun
1. The act of depression after one's own wedding or time of being a bride.
2. The state of being depressed at having nothing to do and living inside a void in which there is nothing to plan, caterers to consult, colors to match, or honey moons to run off to.
3. A state of dejection when your friends no longer want to talk about your wedding, look at wedding videos, watch slides of honeymoon pictures, or go over comical happenings during the wedding that were unexpected with hilarious results. note* Various acts of eye rolling, huffing, or pouting may ensue from either parties.
4. A feeling of great injustice as the day you've been dreaming of since you were a little girl and planned for months in which it would be the greatest day of your life and you could tell for generations to come has passed and incomprehensible feelings of "I don't know what to do with myself now" have lodged inside your poor restless being.
5. A period of time in which a post wedding brides may try and explore various activities but not limited to– scrap booking, dieting, hair dyeing, cooking foreign cuisine, watching an extensive amount of romantic comedies, game hunting, having babies, or reading and/or commenting on bridal blog posts.
6. A demonic being that possesses post wedding brides to make her sad that she is no longer the "Belle of the Ball" even though she should always know she is the star of her own life and there are always more adventures to come.
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