Let me just begin by saying that I realize how silly this idea is. I really do. Even so, I am going to move forward with saying it anyway.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to not have to deal with wedding party conflicts?

Maid of honors who refuse to help, bridesmaids who hate every dress you chose, a Best Man who makes a drunken embarassing speech at your reception. I am sure that all of us at some point have wanted to just throw our arms up in the air and say "You're All Fired!," Donald Trump style.

Recently, a friend of mine wanted to include her precious dog in her wedding, so she decided to use her dog as the ring bearer (he carried in a fake ring on a pillow). She figured this would not only save her money on a tux for the little one, but she also wouldn't have to deal with the sometimes challenges that having a kid in the wedding party brings. The dog was a hit. He even gave a bark or two, and stood up at the alter while the bride and groom exchanged their vows. Very cute.

Well, it got me to thinking. (uh-oh.)

What if we started not only using our pets for ringbearers or other minor wedding roles, but also bigger, more important parts of the wedding? This would not only be cute, but it would sure solve a lot of headaches that some Brides have while planning their weddings. I can't even tell you how many endless stories I have heard from friends about nightmare wedding parties who simply will not cooperate, support, or help in any way. They complain. They whine. And hey, let's face it - they cost money! We have to buy them gifts for being a part of the wedding, treat them to a nice rehearsal dinner, and even splurge for their hair styles and makeup! Who needs all that expense when we can just fluff up Miffy, throw her in a dress, and turn her into instant bridesmaid? Think about it. No more attitude about dresses being ugly, shoes too expensive, or anything else. No more having to accommodate your Matron of Honor, her 13 children, and her "wheat grain only" diet. From now on, your NEW matron of honor will eat Puppy Chow and water. Just imagine the level of stress automatically decreased! I know it sounds silly, and perhaps it is, but I think I might be on to something here! Just picture it:

Sure, it might be more of a silent ceremony; but hey, you can write your own vows. Less is more anyway, right? And look at all the money you'll be saving by paying your minister in dog biscuits and treats.

Awwww, how cute. Doesn't she look adorable? And listen to that noise ... the sweet sound of silence. No more complaining from your new and improved Maid of Honor. And you, my dear Bride, are sure to steal the show with this dog beside you!

They're twins! Isn't that precious? And those bows in their hair are the most expensive things you'll be spending on these cuties. Even better, no worrying about shoes!

Okay, okay, so she isn't "technically" licensed to drive a car. But why nitpick? This furbaby has fire in her belly, and she learns very fast. Even after her 17 fatal accidents, she is still going strong and wants to get you to your reception destination. Just think ... no tip required!

Your Cocktail Hour Bartender, Stevie:

Stevie is a cool cat who knows how to party. He will make sure your guests have a great time. The bar will be fully stocked with top of the line liquor. However, Stevie is incapable of actually understanding what people want or pouring the drinks. He is very capable of looking striking in his 70's style suit.

And lastly, your Bouncer, Killer:

Is that Mother in Law getting out of hand again? Having issues with your too nosy videographer? Did your uninvited cousin Eddie show up with his uninvited 15 illigitimate children? Do not fear. Your bouncer, Killer, will surely take care of any of the above problems. Sure, he looks sweet, but they didn't give him his name for nothing. Make sure your wedding is a place of peace and tranquility by having this ferocious Tiger take care of any conflicts that should arise. Just don't look at him the wrong way, or for too long. And please whisper while around him, he tends to strike randomly when hearing loud noises. You'll be fine.

So as you can see, this new idea for an All-Pet Wedding surely makes sense!!! I hope that you agree, and that you will take these ideas into account when planning your own wedding. (The staff at Brideorama.com does not condone nor approve of hiring a live tiger as a bouncer for your reception. Please use caution and common sense when reading Kelley's blogs.)

As always, I want your input. Are any of you planning on using your pets in the wedding? If so, how? Do you know anyone else who has? Tell us the story. Was it cute or did it make things more chaotic? Inquiring pet lovers want to know. And so does Killer.

This silly blog is lovingly dedicated to our sweet cat Isabelle, who; after 15 great years, went to pet heaven on Monday, August 15th. We miss you Izzy, and we love you always. Email Kelley at Kelleyiskelley@gmail.com