Are you a Bridezilla? Take my QUIZ and find out!

POSTED BY Kelley Lynn, 24 August 2007

Ah, Bridezilla. The term has been used so often in today's world of reality TV and celebrity weddings, sometimes its hard to tell whether you actually fit the word description. That is why I am here to help you. There is a fine line between wanting things the way you want them and sacrificing friendships, family and fiances in order to get them. So which category do you fall into? Normal, sane female planning her wedding? Or out-of-control scary; needs help Bridezilla. All you have to do is take this short, fun quiz to find out. And, as always, while most quizzes have 10 questions, this one goes to 11.

1. You have decided on a style and theme for your wedding, and you approach your bridemaids about their hairstyles and colors. You ask them to:

a.) get matching blue dresses, and matching updos; which you will pay for.

b.) get matching blue dresses, and dye their hair and shoes powder-blue to go along with your Tiffany-themed wedding. All at their cost of course.

2. You are watching an episode of "Bridezillas," when you think to yourself:

a.) Wow, that girl has some serious anger issues!

b. ) Why can't I be on this show? Why are they spending so much time on this stupid girl? I am soooo much more bitchy than HER!!! I HATE HER! I HATE HER! I HATE HER!!! (stomping feet and running out of the room.)

3. Your wedding cake is:

a.) decorated with beautiful edible flowers, and topped with gold-colored icing

b.) decorated with actual flowers flown in from Eastern Europe and topped with icing made of actual gold.

4. When you think of your fiance, you feel:

a.) so happy and grateful to have found someone who you love so much

b.) he better be grateful to have found and landed someone as perfect as you

5. Your flower girl is:

a.) Your favorite niece, who is cute as a button and who you are very close with

b.) a perfectly quaffed white persian kitty named Princess, held by a perfectly cute little girl, whom you hired from "rent a flower girl."

6. Your mom offers to pay for your wedding dress, but tells you her budget for it is $1,000. Your reaction is:

a.) to be genuinely thankful for mom's generosity and include her in on your shopping search for the dress.

b.) to scream in a whiny voice about how she doesnt understand you or your "vision," and then threaten to "uninvite" her to the wedding.

7. At the reception, you and your groom are seated:

a.) together at a "sweetheart table"

b.) together on an elevated platform stage, which rises every few minutes in order to best "present" you to your "audience."

8. In your invitations and RSVP's, you include the following:

a.) directions to and from the site, hotel information and an itinerary for the weekend's events.

b.) an insert explaining the minimum requirement of a $200 cash gift in order to attend, registry information for Tiffany's and Trump Tower, and an itinerary of what the bride will be doing every minute of the wedding weekend.

9. You give your photographer a list of pictures you absolutely require to be taken on the wedding day. This list includes:

a.) pictures of family, wedding party, parents, candid fun guest shots, etc.

b.) pictures of you at every angle and location possible.

10. You ask your DJ to play a special spotlight dance in honor of:

a.) your grandparents, who just celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary.

b.) You, for no particular reason. 

11. When reading this quiz, you failed to see:

a.) how anyone in their right mind could act this way while planning their wedding

b.) why the answers under the letter B would ever be considered absolute, absurd, need help, Bridezilla behavior.

CONGRATULATIONS!!! So how did you do?

If you answered with mostly A's, you are a sane and normal bride who is happily planning her wedding. Sure, there are some minor stresses along the way, and we ALL have our Bridezilla moments from time to time. Everyone is allowed one or two, right? But overall, you can rest assured that you have everything under control -- and not in a scary way.

If you answered mostly B's, you are a BRIDEZILLA to the 10th power. Actually, there probably isnt even a word for what you are. The term Bridezilla doesn't seem to cover this level of craziness. You clearly have no soul and do not concern yourself with petty things like other human being's feelings. Your reception might be longer than your actual marriage, and you make major life decisions based on what Paris Hilton did or what style wedding J-Lo had. You have issues.

And lastly, if you answered mostly C's, you are certifiably insane; because there was no C to choose from. Get help, and get it fast.

Feel free to play along. What do you think makes someone a Bridezilla? Have you had any Bridezilla moments yourself? Its okay, you can admit it. We are all friends here. We won't judge ... much.

Email Kelley at kelleyiskelley@gmail.com